Land Granny, the Heavenly Bureaucrat and other tiny deities

In shopping mall filled Hong Kong, districts still exist where altars to gods outnumber coffeehouses. Wandering haphazardly around the New Territories, I’ve randomly stumbled across and photographed many tiny deities. While they added a touch of local color to my explorations, I have only recently become more curious about who they are and what they represent. This week I finally took the time to do some research and discovered that these little god figurines front some fascinating back-stories.

Land Granny and her partner, the ‘Modest Heavenly Bureaucrat’

Looking as warm and caring as Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus, this pair of tiny gods can often be found around Hong Kong’s villages. I spotted this particular set at an altar beside the Tin Hua Temple in Lam Tsuen.

Land Granny and Tu Di Gong in Lam Tsuen, Hong Kong

Initially, I simply assumed they were symbolic ancestral relatives used in a generic form of ancestor worship. A very silly assumption on my part! With more careful sleuthing, I’ve discovered that they are “Land Granny” (Tu Di Po/Tou Dei Po 土地婆) and “Earth God” (Tu Di Gong/Tou Dei Gung 土地公).

According to Wikipedia, Earth God was historically revered by common people who relied on the land for their livelihoods:

[He was] not all-powerful, but was a modest heavenly bureaucrat to whom individual villagers could turn in times of drought or famine.

So he is a simple celestial administrator; he can’t win wars, but he can make sure your agricultural balance sheet remains in the black. Beloved by many, the Earth God is often simply called “Ye ye” (grandpa).

His partner, Land Grandma, is often viewed as having a similar benevolent temperament, but is sometimes thought to negatively temper Earth God’s potential generosity. The particular representation of her above, however, looks like the archetype of a warm, loving and generous grandma and must represent the former, non-stingy, interpretation.

A Nuanced God of War

In the same area of Hong Kong’s New Territories, I passed by this jumble of roadside gods:
Lam Tsuen, Hong Kong

A partner-less Earth God can be seen on the right, but the scene is dominated by the red skinned “God of War” (Guan Yu/Gwaan Jyu/Kwuan Yu 关羽, 關羽 ). Having visited several temples at least partially dedicated to the “God of War,” I thought of him as a one-dimensional god of aggression. I was wrong again. Guan Yu was a real historical figure whose non-fiction life has morphed into a fictional tale of grandeur via the “Romance of the Three Kingdoms” where he stars in such stories as “Guan Yu crosses five passes and slays six generals” and “Guan Yu attends a banquet alone armed with only one blade.”

Symbolically, Guan Yu represents loyalty and righteousness. He is widely worshiped by the Hong Kong police force. Unexpectedly, but because he also represents the “code of brotherhood,” he is also widely revered by Hong Kong’s criminal underworld who respect him from an “honor among thieves” perspective.

Guan Yu, it turns out, is a character much more interesting than a bluntly violent action figure; he is a nuanced symbol of strength with honor.

The Goddess of Mercy and Possibly Air Travel

Near the old police station that now houses the Ping Shan Heritage Trail Visitor’s Centre, I spied a tiny “Goddess of Mercy” (Guan Yin/Gun Jam/Kwuan Yam 观音, 觀音 ) perched on a tree stump:
Tai Shui Wai, Hong Kong

Guan Yin is a very widely worshipped bodhisattva who seems to have become all things to all people. The Goddess of Mercy provides compassion and unconditional love, protects women and children, champions the downtrodden, liberates souls from karmic woe, promotes fertility, aids fishermen, and may even protect air travelers.

The two small children who flank her hint at further interesting tales to be explored. They are two of her acolytes ”Dragon Girl” (Long Nü) and “Child of Wealth” (Shan Cai).

An utterly enormous version of Guan Yin is under construction in Tai Po district, but I prefer this modest tree stump representation.

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For now, I’ll conclude this random walk around the Chinese pantheon of gods.

Have I gotten something wrong? Please correct me. Do you have another interesting deity-related story to add? Please share it.

I heavily mined Wikipedia for this information. Let me know if you have a good book recommendation on this topic. Here are direct links to the relevant Wikipedia source articles:

Land Granny and Earth God

Guan Yu or God of War

Guan Yin or Goddess or Mercy

Buoyantly free in rule-bound Hong Kong

A giant, inflated suckling pig lurks in the grass.

A giant, inflated suckling pig lurks in the grass.

The heavy-hand of Hong Kong’s Leisure and Cultural Services Department (LCSD) stunts the enjoyment of many of the city’s public spaces. LCSD guards have told us we couldn’t “frolick”, lean over railings (to better view the fish pond), or even sip from a juice box at Nan Lian Gardens. They have warned us away from the edge of a turtle pond in Hong Kong Park. By observation, I have deduced that their general policy is to discourage all of the sorts of things kids like to do in public open spaces.

No frolicking or running

Hong Kong Park sign

In striking contrast, the Moble M+ INFLATION! exhibit is a wonderland of freedom and bliss. At “Inflation!” the public is allowed to walk, skip or (even) run through what feels like a swiftly tidied up construction site — uneven surfaces(!), clumps of tall weedy grass (!), mud (!) — to see, touch and explore a series of huge, irreverent inflated sculptures.

The giant suckling pig!

Giant suckling pig

The "exit" to the suckling pig! with the ICC as backdrop.

The “exit” to the suckling pig with the ICC as backdrop.

Half-burried bodies and cockroaches!

Half-buried human and cockroach

The real surprise highlight is what appears at a distance as simply an inflated Stonehenge replica.

Jeremy Deller's "Sacrilege"

But which turns out to be a massive “bouncy castle” that everyone can (and does!) jump on:

Jeremy Deller's giant 'bouncy castle'

Old and young alike delight in running, jumping, sitting and falling all over the sculpture’s green, bouncy surface. It’s all smiles and just a few common sense restrictions:

Rule board at Inflation!

The whole experience is unexpected, mind-freeing, and fun.

Go now, before a net of rules is thrown over the whole thing. It’s on through June 9th at the West Kowloon Cultural District (which, fortuitously, is not managed by LCSD).

Am I Bernstein or Woodward?: Censorship on Hong Kong’s airwaves?

Hong Kong pro-democracy activist Martin Lee. (Photo from Wikipedia Commons)

Hong Kong pro-democracy activist Martin Lee. (Photo, doctored by me, from Wikipedia Commons)

Sipping coffee and watching CNN in Mainland China, I would occasionally see the broadcast switch suddenly to an autumnal scene featuring a stream running through a golden, forested hillside.

Seconds later I’d go to my desk, fire up a VPN to skirt the Great Firewall of China and scan the international news sites to determine what news the Beijing censors found objectionable that morning.

Eerily, for a few seconds on Friday evening I thought that I had been transported out of Hong Kong, which maintains its own way of life and press freedoms, and back to Mainland China.

I was listening to a rather interesting but politically sensitive interview about the prospects for true universal suffrage in Hong Kong, as was promised in the handover agreement between the UK and China. The interview was with Martin Lee, founding chairman of the Democratic Party in Hong Kong and former Legislative Council member.

Near the end of the segment Mr. Lee was talking about the potential for a proposed pro-democracy protest to turn violent, but not violent because of the protestors themselves, but because of other forces. He said “But of course violence could be generated by certain people. I’d like to remind listeners what happened…” And then the interview was abruptly cut and the broadcast switched directly to another story.

Having lived in Mainland China and being a cynic, I thought he was about to reference Tiananmen Square, where a different peaceful protest for democracy turned violent due to the actions of the People’s Liberation Army at the direction of hardline Chinese leaders.

Of course, he may have been about to talk about some other event, but since the interview was abruptly cut, one can only imagine.

I can find no reference to this strange occurrence in the English Hong Kong media, but the podcast of that night’s interview is available on-line and I am able to confirm that the interview was clearly cut at a very odd moment.

The interview aired on RTHK Radio 3‘s program ”Newswrap” on Friday, April 12, 2013. The entire program can be listened to here. The Martin Lee interview segment begins at minute 13:16. These quotes start from minute 14:40. Bold emphasis, of the more interesting quotes, is my own.

Q: “…do you believe there will be universal suffrage in 2017?”

Lee: “Yes, if Beijing says yes. Very simple … Hong Kong people may still be allowed one-person, one-vote in the CE [Chief Executive] election in 2017. But they could only elect one out of two or three puppets pre-selected by Beijing. And that’s not election, because the Basic Law, Article 26 says very clearly that Hong Kong permanent residents have the right to elect and be elected. But this sort of thing will rule out more than half of the people of Hong Kong so that they could never become a candidate.”

Q: “So in other words there won’t be universal suffrage then?”

Lee: “Well [small chuckle] there will be universal suffrage with [unintelligible in podcast but in live broadcast he said "Chinese"] characteristics. You have one-person, one-vote, but you can only vote for one of their pre-selected candidates. That does not accord with international laws.”

Q: [Interviewer asks question about the proposed "Occupy Central" protest which would occur in 2014 if it seems likely that universal suffrage will not be achieved in the 2017 Chief Executive election.]

Lee: “It’s a last resort according to the organizers. And it will be a sad day for Hong Kong if we have to take this step because that will mean that Hong Kong people have completely lost confidence in the future and they are prepared, they are driven, to take the future in their own hands by sacrificing their own liberty…. So that’s a respectable thing. But Hong Kong people would not be driven to take this step if the Beijing leaders were to see that so far what is happening is not right. But they could easily change course. They [unintelligible].

Q: [Interviewer asks about concerns over Occupy Central leading to violence.]

Lee: “I think he [Lau Siu-kai] is right, but the fault would not come from the Pan Democrats or the people who actually participate in such an event because the organizers insist that everybody who participates must, must promise that it will be a peaceful demonstration. But of course violence could be generated by certain people. I’d like to remind listeners what happened… [broadcast of interview stops abruptly]

At  minute 17:21 the interview cuts directly to a story on the air bridge failure at Hong Kong’s Chek Lap Kok Airport. There is no customary closing “thank you” to mark the natural end of the interview.

Extremely unfortunate technical error? If you work for RTHK’s “Newswrap” do chime in. Regardless, the interview with Martin Lee is well-worth listening to for those interested in Hong Kong politics.

Imagine Hong Kong: 8 Reasons it’s an (Almost) Perfect Utopia

We took a lot of road trips when I was little. Long, multi-day drives across the big states of the American West. And what was the soundtrack to those roads trips? Here are just a few of the singer-songwriter ballads that are permanently burned into my mind:

  • “Sailing” by Christopher Cross
  • “You’ve Got a Friend” by James Taylor
  • “If You Could Read My Mind” by Gordon Lightfoot
  • “Imagine” by John Lennon

What does this have to do with Hong Kong? 

From the dredges of my childhood mind, I’ve been inspired to compose a list of Eight Reasons Hong Kong might just be John Lennon’s Imagined Utopia. Check it out over on Expats Blog and leave an amusing comment there.

After you’ve commented over there, please come back and share the music that your parents couldn’t stop listening to.

This man looks like he's like to "Imagine" he's not at Hong Kong Disneyland, but in front of a Tsing Tao anywhere else in the world

This man looks like he’s like to “Imagine” he’s not at Hong Kong Disneyland, but in front of a Tsing Tao anywhere else in the world

Saturday Night Underachiever: skirting Earth Hour and the Sevens

My body arched as a glass hit the floor and liquid spattered across my back. I’d just finished a bowl of furnace-hot, red-speckled mapo doufu and the feeling was initially refreshing.

Then I heard slurred words of apology mumbled from behind me. The droopy-eyed Hong Kong Seven’s rugby fan had knocked over a glass. It was not water, but red wine that coated my back.

“I’mmmmm ……. reeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyy sooooorrrrryyyyy. It’ssssss “Greeeeeeeaaaatttttt Waaaaaalllllll”……. so think about hoooooowwwwww haaaarrrd it is to driiiink.”

No use talking to someone quite that plastered, I turned back to my husband and visiting mom. The waitress rushed over some tissues and they helped me dab up the wine.

Leaving the restaurant, I made the odd decision to lead us through Lan Kwai Fong (LKF): the exact area that would be the night’s main destination for many of the over-indulging Seven’s fans. Rounding the corner, this is a slice of what we saw (shake your screen to help visualize the costumed revelers in constant motion):

Rugby Sevens in Lan Kwai Fong

It was the spitting image of the last half of any “Harlem Shake” video!

We wandered through gawking with delight at the (literally) intoxicating atmosphere. At only 9 pm, the many bar patrons already filled the street. Metal police barricades were set up to expedite officer passage as the night wore on. I sympathized with the cops who would soon be dealing with the aftermath of the cheap trays of rainbow-colored, syringe-type vodka shots being sold; the evening could only end with the street awash in Jell-O hued vomit.

Just out of LKF, I suggested we wander to the pedestrian bridge near the IFC and look at the city lights. Arriving, we gazed back at a starkly black cityscape. We had chosen to take in the lights in the middle of “Earth Hour,” the yearly period during which many city buildings turn off their non-essential lights.

Why not hop on the Star Ferry and watch the lights get switched back on at 9:30? We wandered down the pier and while waiting for the next ferry, studied this fitting public service announcement about being an energy saver:

Hong Kong Energy Saver The ferry docked and we walked down the ramp to board. Setting out across Victoria Harbor we realized that most of the lights had been turned on while we stood in the ferry terminal bathed in fluorescent lighting.

Nothing was quite right that night, but somehow it turned into a perfectly amusing evening out in Hong Kong.

Neon Dogs and Tiny Gods: Color on a grey day in Sai Kung

With three hours to spare in Sai Kung, the “garden leisure district” of Hong Kong, I wandered beneath grey skies and contrived my own color-spotting Easter Egg hunt. Here is what I found:

Colored beach toys in Sai Kung

A father-son outing to the beach.

Colored dogs in Sai Kung

Shockingly bright mini-poodles amongst the hordes of Sai Kung dog enthusiasts.

Colored boats in Sai Kung

Dragon boats at rest.

Colored wall in Sai Kung

Graffiti on a wall near the sea.

Colored signage in Sai Kung

An old paint factory, now hosting a massive “Pricerite” bargain sale. Throngs approached from the other side.

Colored wall in Sai Kung

An advertisement for “Goods of Desire.”

Colored shop stoop in Sai Kung

A small god on the stoop of closed bathroom fitting shop.

Colored shoes on Sai Kung kite enthusiast A kite flyer, clad in orange shoes and donning a headband, who attracted a crowd with his “stairway to heaven” kite.

Colored kites in Sai Kung

Six Amusing Things Spotted in Hong Kong Yesterday

In the Sichuan restaurant

1. Europeans craving bread and butter before mapo doufu. Three smartly dressed young German men asked the waitress at the Sichuan restaurant for bread to nibble on while waiting for their spicy, regional Chinese meal. She graciously showed them the steamed Chinese-style buns that she could offer them. They declined.

At the foot massage place

2. Notices and a pair of plastic feet.

Sign at foot massage place

On the train

3. A confused shirt. A boy going to his violin lesson wore a peach-colored polo shirt with the following written on the back in cursive “beach” font:

Green Bey Packers

California Life

Bowling

(Hint for non-Americans: Green Bay Packers is an American football team located far from California.)

4. “Just Do It” chatty Mainlander. A jolly, loud Mandarin speaker who punctuated every sentence with “dui bu dui?” (“right?”) was on his way to Guangzhou. He held a ten minute phone conversation on a single topic: whether or not the person on the other end of the line had already eaten. He wore black knock-off Nike basketball shoes branded “Dike” with an Air Jordan-esque neon-blue silhouette on the sides.

5. Two-years too late Hong Kong hipster. A young woman wore big, black and white plastic glasses without lenses. In the close quarters of the train, someone wearing genuine corrective eyewear might be tempted to reach over and poke her in the eye.

6. Shopper violating the MTR’s new 32 kg weight limit. She had a backpack of books, a handful of shopping bags, and a suitcase full of over-priced gluten free food. Her bags were in everyone’s way. She stared around the train carriage watching everyone and eavesdropping. She seemed fixated on some Guangdonger’s shoes and almost took a picture of a child’s back, but seemed to chicken out. One wonders why she didn’t have earbuds and a smartphone out like everyone else.

(The last one was, of course, me. The gluten free food, which I source from all over The Island and transport back to Tai Po, is for my six-year-old daughter with Celiac Disease.)

I lie to myself about pollution

I spent a year deluding myself that the Tai Po District of Hong Kong was (relatively) wholesomely clean. Then I hiked up Cloudy Hill on a ‘clear’ day and fully realized that China’s industrial epicenter — Shenzhen — had been just over my shoulder:

View of Shenzhen from Hong Kong (Tai Po)

View toward Shenzhen from half-way up Cloudy Hill in Tai Po (Hong Kong).

The small houses in the front, are “village houses.” Next back, the taller apartment blocks, are in Fanling, which is still in Hong Kong. Then, squinting through the smog, the skyscrapers, are in Shenzhen, China.

Shenzhen had been there all along. Shenzhen, a city of 11 million (official) residents working in factories making all of the crap the world buys, is in my backyard.

Intellectually I knew that it was there, but the view from Cloudy Hill forced me to fully appreciate how close I am to China’s first “Special Economic Zone” and industrial engine of growth.

And forced me to appreciate its impact on air quality. Standing on Cloudy Hill, but looking away from Shenzhen and towards Hong Kong’s Sha Tin and Sai Kung districts, one still sees haze, but also a lovely blue patch in the sky:

View from Cloudy Hill, Tai Po toward Ma On Shan

View toward Ma On Shan (eastern New Territories) from Cloudy Hill in Tai Po.

Both of these pictures were taken within minutes of each other.

In Tai Po, I am certainly lucky to miss out on the higher levels of roadside pollution that exist in Central and Kowloon. The pollution readings in Tai Po are generally better than either of those areas.

But my hike up Cloudy Hill forced me to realize just how close I am to the manufacturing heartland of China. It seems I’ve swapped breathing bus fumes for breathing industrial emissions.

The border between Hong Kong and Mainland China is stark. The Hong Kong side is relatively rural, mountainous and green — the key to my delusion of wholesomeness. Just over the border, however, is instant urban jungle:

Source of satellite image: Google maps.

Border between Hong Kong and Mainland China. (Source of satellite image: Google maps.)

It’s not hard to tell where the border is, is it?

Of course Tai Po is still cleaner than my former home of Zhuhai, a Chinese city whose sunset’s glowed a gorgeous orange-y red from industrial pollution:

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Zhuhai, China in 2005. (Photo source: my mom, Linda Brown)

For now, I’ll comfort myself with the knowledge that we’re entering the side of the year with relatively low air pollution. (With thanks to Phil at “Hong Kong (and Macau) Stuff” for pointing this out.)

Shirtless in Hong Kong: the giant bodies of outdoor advertising

Killing time in Tsim Sha Tsui, I leaned on the rail near the Star Ferry Pier and gazed at the sunset. It was only after standing there awhile that I noticed the giant Canon advertisement. And only after awhile longer that I wondered why the man holding the camera was shirtless:
Hong Kong outdoor camera ad

At Christmas time, I ducked into someplace in Causeway Bay for coffee and was greeted with this view of an enormous crotch and pair of breasts:

Hong Kong outdoor underwear ad

And last autumn, these giant photoshopped waifs — almost appearing to be made of elastic — appeared on Queen’s Road, Central:

Hong Kong outdoor slimming ad

I suppose the only thing that makes these advertisements odd, is that most people in Hong Kong are not very flashy and don’t actively display their sexuality. Young men and women wear jeans and sneakers like a uniform and a typical middle-age couple looks like this:

Hongkongers on the MTR

But I suppose they wouldn’t sell much.

(With thanks to my mom, Linda Brown, for snapping the last two photos.)

Hong Kong Wishing Festival: “The Hope Will Be Real*” (*even if your house won’t actually fill with gold)

wishing placard and orange

I re-visited the Lam Tsuen Wishing Tree this week, but unlike the deserted scene back in mid-December, it is now center-stage to the “Lam Tsuen Well-Wishing Festival.” We joined the many, many families visiting during this week’s Chinese New Year holiday.

The purpose of the festival is to make wishes for the new year. My daughter wished for a puppy (she meant toy puppy, right?), but most people wish for health, wealth, happiness, success, or romance.

Most attendees chose to make their wishes via the traditional “tie your wish to an orange and throw it into a tree branch” approach. An artificial tree is constructed for this purpose as the original Wishing Tree is supported by metal struts and off-limits for the time being as it recovers from many previous decades of wishing.

Temporary Wishing Tree

Artificial Wishing Tree

Wishers can buy an artificial orange with red wishing placard. Free-form wishes can be written on the blank side of the placard. The other side (pictured up top) contains a check-list of popular wishes. These standard wishes are quite interesting to read, so I’ve reproduced the English version here (complete with the occasional grammatical error):

I hope to receive a fortune

May my small capital makes a huge profit

May my house be full of gold and silver

May I receive profit from all sides

May I thrive and prosperous in business

May my basin and bowl full of fortune

May I have distinguished guests coming all year round

May this year usher in wealth and prosperity

May I have abundance of fortune year after year

May I have prosperity in all kinds of business

May I work successfully

May I be promoted to a higher position

May I make great progress in my studies

May I come in first in examinations

May I achieve the highest status possible

May there be perfect harmony between my partner and I

May I have abundant life

May I have a happy family

May I have peace in my whole family

May all my wishes come true

May I be youthful and beautiful

May I have good health

May I be energetic and vital in life

May I have success in dating

May I have my perfect match

May I give birth to a son

May there be peace and prosperity in my country and between all people

May we have world peace

May me country prosper and may the people be at peace

May I travel safely

May I have good luck and a long life

May I always have good luck and a long life

There are many other means of making wishes at the festival, including by floating candle:

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The grandest method is by large, ornate lantern:

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A lantern wishing for happiness

Some also paid special visits to statues for their Chinese Zodiac year, each of which held a piece of candy in its mouth in hope for a “sweet year.”

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Dragon holding a sweet for a “sweet year.”

Do well-wishers see all their dreams come true? The Wishing Festival itself hedges its bets with its motto:

“The Hope Will Be Real”

Colorful bamboo signage at the Wishing Festival