Relocation Insurance: Pirates-Yes, Terrorists-No

Having just finished studying the fine print of our moving company’s “Transit Protection Program,”  I can summarize their coverage–if all of our household possessions are destroyed by certain unexpected events en route to Hong Kong–as follows:

In sum, if all of our worldly possessions must be stopped and destroyed by someone between Cambridge and Hong Kong, please let it be by Somali pirates rather than Al Qaeda terrorists. Oh, and if war flares up, let it be a “conventional” war rather than a nuclear war.

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