Wrongly predicted

 

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Reigning in my blue sky thinking this New Year (photo credit)

Reviewing my start of the year predictions from 2015, I can see that they were all completely inaccurate:

1. A year without moving.
FAIL
In January I would have thought it more likely that we’d move to the moon in 2015 than move back to Hong Kong. Surprise!

2. The appearance of an authentically delicious taco truck in my Utrecht neighborhood every Thursday evening.
FAIL
I now 100% believe that the laws of physics categorically prevent any perfect tacos from being made outside of the Americas.

3. Dry weather during all bike-commuting times.
FAIL
I wore a rain poncho all spring and freezing hail stung my hands as they clasped bike handlebars as late as May.

4. The elimination from the world of all ill-conceived paperwork.
FAIL
Any American overseas taxpayer can vouch that the paperwork only seems to get worse year by year.

5. Realizing and adopting the perfect relocatable, international vocation.
FAIL
My plan was derailed by the unexpected international move mentioned in point 1, above.

6. The discovery of a shop selling the (possibly imagined) coconut-flavored pancakes that I once ate on Java.
FAIL
Even people who know Java well cannot confirm the existence of the pancake-like food that I fondly remember. Was it a Larium induced hallucination?

7. Empty seats next to me on every international flight.
FAIL
But luckily the seats were filled with my own family members rather than some chatty stranger who hogs the armrest.

8. For all of my friends to relocate to Utrecht. (Alternatively we could all move to ‘mythic tropical Scandinavia.’)
FAIL
Not only did no one relocate to Utrecht and no one discover mythic tropical Scandinavia, I moved to Hong Kong only to find many friends moving away.

9. That the next James Bond movie is the best Bond film ever.
FAIL
In terms of Daniel Craig Bond films it was better than Quantum of Solace (a low bar) but nowhere near as wonderful as Skyfall.

10. World peace. Or a least a better global sense of humor.
EPIC FAIL

*****

Learning from my mistakes, my ten predictions for 2016 are completely grounded in reality:

  1. American politics will remain baffling.
  2. Someone will talk-up a Mexican restaurant in Hong Kong. I will then go to that restaurant and be disappointed.
  3. A person I really like will move away.
  4. Someone new and interesting will arrive.
  5. The high price of yogurt in Hong Kong will continue to surprise me.
  6. Mold will grow on some piece of clothing inside my house during Hong Kong’s high humidity spring.
  7. Chocolate cake donuts will remain delicious.
  8. I will see a Chinese character tattoo that is either backwards, weird or nonsensical.
  9. Hong Kong politics will remain baffling.
  10. Running will keep me mostly sane.
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18 responses to “Wrongly predicted

      • It was a pretty full on move – just starting to feel like it could be home. I also have a 13 month old (hence the reason I stopped posting) so lots of change in the last 13 months! I am getting used to be able to read so much more and find a lot of the comforts of home I lived without for a long time.

      • How nice! Congratulations! Would love to meet up in person sometime now that we’re in the same city. I’m out in Tai Po, but now that my two are both school age I have more flexibility and could easily meet for lunch/coffee around a one year old’s schedule!

      • That would be a lot of fun! I work – but as long as I schedule it, we are on! Let me know what email I can reach you at and we can decide a time.

  1. I do not see how these resolutions can fail! Especially the first one, haha. Election years are always when I feel most happy to NOT be living in the States.
    We are thinking of coming to Hong Kong (for Disneyland) sometime this year… want me to bring you some cheap organic yogurt? 🙂

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